Here’s a text conversation I had last Thursday. It all started with this:
Her: Hey its lexie this is my new #
Me: Im sorry, im not sure i know a Lexie. Who is this?
Her: Lexie n social studies duhh u go out with Hannah h u knoww who I am
Me: Haha, im really sorry, but you have the wrong number. My name is Chris, and im in college. I think you must have typed a digit wrong or something.
Her: No u r lieing I know its u
Me: If you dont believe me, call me. I will tell you in my own voice what i am telling you now: you have the wrong number.
Her: What ever.
Me: Im sorry, maam, but its the truth. My name is Chris, im not in social studies, im not dating anyone named Hannah, and i wouldn’t lie to someone about it. Check the number--shoot, ask Hannah. You don’t know me.
Her (I kid you not, this is exactly what she texts): How do u know hannah?
Me: I dont! But you said i was dating someone named Hannah, so she can tell you THE NUMBER IS WRONG! Call her right now and ask her.
Her: Ok
Thus endeth the conversation, completely unedited for crappy texting grammar. Yep, it wasted my time every much as I just wasted yours. I just thought it was funny. ;)
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