Here’s a text conversation I had last Thursday. It all started with this:
Her: Hey its lexie this is my new #
Me: Im sorry, im not sure i know a Lexie. Who is this?
Her: Lexie n social studies duhh u go out with Hannah h u knoww who I am
Me: Haha, im really sorry, but you have the wrong number. My name is Chris, and im in college. I think you must have typed a digit wrong or something.
Her: No u r lieing I know its u
Me: If you dont believe me, call me. I will tell you in my own voice what i am telling you now: you have the wrong number.
Her: What ever.
Me: Im sorry, maam, but its the truth. My name is Chris, im not in social studies, im not dating anyone named Hannah, and i wouldn’t lie to someone about it. Check the number--shoot, ask Hannah. You don’t know me.
Her (I kid you not, this is exactly what she texts): How do u know hannah?
Me: I dont! But you said i was dating someone named Hannah, so she can tell you THE NUMBER IS WRONG! Call her right now and ask her.
Thus endeth the conversation, completely unedited for crappy texting grammar. Yep, it wasted my time every much as I just wasted yours. I just thought it was funny. ;)